Yesterday, bees were officially placed on the endangered-species list.
No, bees.
Most people hate bees – rightfully so.
Bees are the worst. Besides beekeepers, who literally have to wear a fully body suit and a mesh facemask to interact with the animal, no child or adult can say that they’ve had a ‘positive interaction’ with bees.
Bees hurt, man.
But bees are important.
No, bees have an actual use in society besides torturing Nicholas Cage in the horrible 2006 remake of The Wicker Man.
…And besides telling adolescents what sex is. Bees have real-world uses.
One-third of the human food supply depends on bee pollination.
Look beyond your pain and into the bigger picture for once.
Cherish the bees. That honey feeds all of us.
Celebrate the bees.
Do the right thing and donate to The Honeybee Conservancy, before we all make a terrible mistake.
Save the bees.
