In case you’ve been on Mars with your fingers in your ears, news broke last week that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce with Brad Pitt after twelve years and six kids together.
How is the Academy Award actress rebounding? By joining the Faculty of the London School of Economics.
That’s right, Jolie will be a visiting professor at the university, giving guest lectures and contributing to research.
Who needs a man in 2016? Beyonce just topped the charts by shaming husband Jay-Z for the duration of her 2016 album Lemonade.
No word on if Jolie will hint at Pitt’s infidelities in between lectures on supply and demand, but it’s clear that there are three options for single ladies in 2016: get mad, get even or get paid.
Most importantly, let’s hope that Jolie’s London stint will improve her British accent.
Jennifer Aniston could not be reached for comment.
