Last night’s second Presidential debate was more of the same – both candidates spent most of it avoiding the questions asked to them. Gaffes and sound bites replaced policy as the political currency. Donald Trump said he was going to throw Hillary in jail when elected! Somehow, political pundits pegged it as a not-total loss for Trump because he didn’t smother his hands in feces and rush up on Anderson Cooper.
Please register to vote if you haven’t.
None of this matters though, because we have someone in the presidential debate we can actually admire now.
Not Hillary.
Obviously not Trump.
No, we have someone who has his pulse on the American people.
Meet Kenneth Bone.
The swag is phenomenal.
GET THE LOOK: KENNETH BONE
Alexander Mcqueen White Polo -$395
Cutter & Buck Sweater – $634
Balenciaga Khaki Slacks – $418
Total Look – $1447 pic.twitter.com/B0n5fU306v— yeetgod mcneckass (@belatweets2u) October 10, 2016
The look is impeccable.
Immediately after the debate Ken Bone is interrogated on the disappearance of Woody pic.twitter.com/fz59ABFxxt
— Men's Thoughts (@Males_Thoughts) October 10, 2016
It turns out that Kenny only wore his sweater vest because he split his suit pants.
AKA IN ONE FELL SWOOP HE JUST SHOWED MORE HUMILITY THAN BOTH CANDIDATES.
HUH!? MAYBE THEY COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM THE INTEGRITY AND HUMILITY OF KENNY ‘DANGER ZONE’ BONE
THUGGISH RUGGISH TO THE BONE, AND I’M GONNA DISS EVERYBODY
I KNOW WHO I’M VOTING FOR NEXT MONTH
*plugs ears, replaces impending doom with Ken Bone memes*
