Haven’t you heard? The clowns are back in town.
There have been ‘creepy clown’ sightings in over a dozen cities.
Surely, this is a national epidemic.
Surely, this is the thing we need to talk about.
Surely, this is the thing we need to worry about.
The clowns.
Not the news of another disappointing jobs report.
Not the fact that this country is on the verge of electing a dictator.
Not the Category 4 hurricane that is ripping through Florida right now.
But the clowns.
Surely the clowns are the national crisis.
OK, then.
We are worried.
We are worried about the clowns.
