It’s like no one told you this before.
Aries | March 21 to April 19
So stop ramming your head into walls.
- Taurus | April 20 to May 20
If Kim’s not getting in a huff about it, why are you?
- Gemini | May 21 to June 20
No, Taylor is not your twin.
- Cancer | June 21 to July 22
Good for you for sticking it out.
- Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
You’re so cute when you get ty-ty.
- Virgo | Aug. 21 to Sept 22
If you won’t listen to your mother’s wisdom, at least listen to this GIF.
- Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
I mean, are you truly being fair?
- Scorpio | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
Sometimes when you do something completely random, it really will work in your favor.
- Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
Don’t be so shocked. You’re great 🙂
- Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
That’s the attitude!
- Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
Fake it till you make it.
- Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20
Play dead until just the right moment.